Pretty Woman Valentine
It was the day before Valentine's Day and Harry was walking back to his desk at the end of his lunch hour. He chanced to look down the hallway and saw the curvy figure of Sally, a pretty administrative assistant chatting with Max, one of the production analysts. Harry had often seen Sally and Max enjoy lunch together. They seemed to be good friends. He wondered if they kept company after work too. Irritated by this tête-à-tête, Harry changed his direction and headed toward them. As he approached, he overheard Max, "...and I like the paddle shifter. It's cool." Harry interrupted, "What car is that?" Max answered, "BMW 650i." Harry said, "Man, that's an expensive car. Who would spend a year or so salary on a car? It's a foolish waste of money." Max shrugged and replied, "Some people like that sort of thing." Harry said, "Absurd. A car is a depreciating asset. In the end, you have nothing." Sally ...